lame

ak tau ak sgt lame,

layan miley cyrus and jonas brothers,

roger federer

roger federer sgt hot smpai ak cair

perlu ke pulang??

sgt mls nk blk ukm even rumah dkat..
even cuti dh lame..
xwat ape2 kt umah,
hanya mkn dan tido..
gosh,maken gemok..xkesah larr,
yg pntng mls nk blk,isnin xde class tp kolej still kne reg on sunday,
ermm,really not in a mood to go back,
dpt stay flatlet,
ermm,bilik sorang2 takot terlajak tdo..lol,hehehe
yg pentng
still sronok dok umah..

tagged by qila


Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically?

If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are!
If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
once uve been tagged must do! =)
happy reading! =D

If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute.
yr; oh yeah,,u look like a shit..daa

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome:
yr; really???seems like my grandma is way too farr prettier than u..even with old wrinkles all over her face..lol

) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
yr; rich?? i know the handbag ur wearing is a fake LV and famous???ko sape eh??have we met before??lol

) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
yr; peduli ape ak??no wonder semua org benci ko.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
yr; owh,mesti album ko xlaku lgsg..


If an annoying hot woman/man says:

1) I know you like me.
yr; oh really??sorry,i derserve someone better..much better..daa

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
yr; im looking at you cos ure the most ugly guy ive ever met..and ak ksian kt ko sbb prasan and im sure ure lonely..


3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
yr; do i look like i care??ure def not my type at all,all i want is a handsome n good guy and ure totally opposite

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you
yr; so what??i have my own ride..

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you
yr; people hate me cos they jealous of me larr stupid..lol


If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
yr; oh really,ur def

2) May I have your cell phone? please please please?
yr; i dont use hp

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
yr; i dun have time for you since obviously i deserve a better guy

4) What do you like about me?
yr; NOTHING, in fact i can make a list about what do i hate about you

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
yr; i just cant lie,it's a sin to say those words


If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch!
yr; hey slut..btw thanks..im proud to be called bitch

2) You smell like shit!
yr; owh,everyone said that u are so poor so u cant even recognise the smell of perfume..pity you

3) What an ugly creature you are!
yr; thanks..dats mean you are super duper ugly..


4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!

If your annoying ex says:

1) I still love you...
yr; proud to hear dat,btw,im happy looking at you today and u look really suffer and stupid..

2) I know you still love me!
yr; lorr,are u blind?? i date ur bestfren now

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby.
yr; im happy with my cureent bf..so,you go to hell

4) Please call me...
yr; i deleted ur phone numb already

5) The break up hurt me so much..
yr; it hurts you??dats all??act i wanna u get hurt and suffer..at last u end up, u lost ur job and left nothing..this is not im planning for when i broke up with you..i just want more than u get hurt

If an annoying salesperson says:

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
yr; then,i dunt need ur whatever things dat u wanna sell to me.

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've Changed!
yr, gosh u look like a ghost..i just dun want to end up like ur face

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
yr; i dun buy any sale stuff..i only go for full price

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
yr; i forgot my wallet..ok bye..

tagged by yaya


wedding

1. how old are u?
20++

2. are u single?
yup,

3. at what age do u think u'll get married?
29 but my mom said by 27 kahwen,xmungkin..hehehe,sorry mom

4. do u think u'll marry the person u are with right now?
nope since im single,

5. if not, who do u want to marry?
my mr right..when he smile at me and i know he's the one for me with only look at his smile..lol

6. who will be ur bridesmaid or best man?
yaza,my fav cousin

7. do u want a garden/beach/traditional wedding?
GARDEN

8. where do you plan to go on honeymoon?
europe

9. how many guests u think u'll invite?
ermm. not more dr 2ribu org kot,

10. will that include ur exes?
hehehehe,yup2,just one ex act.

11. how many layers of cake do u want?
ermmm,ntah eh,bleh x nk 1 layer but cake yg sgt besar dlm bentuk handbag LV..im siyes

12. when do u wanna get married, morning or evening?
ermm,nikah malam,kahwen besok malam,sume nk malam,romantik,lol


13. name the song/tune you'd like to play at your wedding
all songs by mariah carey


14. do u prefer fine dining or nomal spoon/fork/knife?
my mom akan decide..


15. champagne or red wine?
sirap bandung..


16. honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
right after larrr,tpkan,kalo tunggu lame2, mase cam masng sgt busy smpi xde mse for each other,then br pg honeymoon,,cam best gak eh,ermmm


17. money or household item?
daaa,lol,mesti larr MONEY


18. how many kids would you like to have?
10 sbb dah tua,berebut2 anak2 nk jaga..hahhahah,


19. will you record ur honeymoon on VCD/DVD?
mesti larrr sbb nnt leh show off kt CUCU2.hehs


20. whose wedding plan would you like to know next?
nobody since all my frens that i would like to know next,dah kne tagged or dah wat.lol



****wedding dress by vera wang
wedding planner..PAK Abu
tema colour..black.like siyesly nk black even my mom skarang nih dh bangkang..lol..tp siyes nk black..
hahhahaha,wedding nk wat mlm kat garden and tema colur nk itam..,
errm,,dress code,org ramai yg dtg pon itam..pengantin saje pakai white,,then,ktrang je yg akan menonjol..hahahahaha


heheheheheh,saje nk melebeh2,katepon dream weddng,hehehe

doctor,jerawat,mkn

pg jumpe doctor,
itupon setelah dipaksa my mom after 2months sem break,
hahaha,jumpe doctor sbb muke berjerawat..
so,terpaksa larrr,biler doctor tanye,saket ape??muke sy berjerawat..sgt lame.
ok arrr,doctor pesan jgn mkn junk food byk2 and oily food,errmmmm,
ubat yg doctor bg sumpah byk,ubat sapu larrr,ubat mkn larrr,vitamin c larrr,antibiotic larr,ermm,ubat yg byk mcm larr saket trok padhal jerwat,heheheheh
after dat,pg big apple utk dinner....dinner big apple,gle manis tp sgt sedap..every week msti ade dinner mkn big apple,dr sdap jd muak..bsn2..maybe mak dah xtau nk msk ape utk dinner,mane larr ak xgemok..every week pon mesti ade dinner mcd,erm,hehehehehe,
kesimpulannye,jaja semaken gmok ketike cuti..

tak disangka

pagi tadi,bgn je tros bace paper,

tibe2,terbace berita,

ade student meninggal kt zaaba,

car park zaaba

cleaner yg jumpe mayat,

omg,sgt cuwak yer..

tros msg faiz,

die reply,sama ade bunuh diri or kene bunuh,

omg,kalaulah kne bunuh???sgt larrr menakutkan..

tp rasenye,stress study or xsengaja terjatuh dr balkoni tuh..

walau ape pon,

sedekahkan ALFATIHAH..